Salutations to Pan a Play readers, fans and others!
I would like to graciously thank Louella and Drew for welcoming me to the panel. I look forward to (hopefully) a long and trying career here on this incredibly reputable (and by that I mean to say respectable/lucrative) blog. It is very present in my mind the devotion many of you have to the late Frank Kander, and so, it is my hope to maintain the level of snark and wit you have all taken time to read…and immediately discard as ineffectual gobbledygook. Frank’s ability to uphold Pan a Play’s credo was something to be admired, and a fanatic of wit, culture and good taste such as myself, I would only feel remorse to not avow what the real (read: internet) world is missing without Frank’s monumental contribution.
Moving on.
I wouldn’t dare insult the readership in introducing myself by name, as I have assumed you are capable of connecting these letters and words into what we call text. So now that I’ve wasted some of our precious time on needless chatting, I will say to you all: please do not fret, a review is in the works and shall be posted very shortly. I have it on very good authority that most of the readership is waiting on pins and needles (figuratively, of course) for a freshly squeezed blog. Well I shall say now that is not necessary.
In the meantime, I shall thank you for continuing to support the ever-popular Pan a Play in its endeavor to pointedly observe our fine little community’s theatrical prowess.
Sheridan Morley
Hooray for Sheridan Morley, who appears to have a solid command of the English language.
I second that! And please come review our production of ‘The Servant of Two Masters’ at Main Street Theatre Works, at the beautiful and historic Kennedy Mine Amphiteatre. Hilarious, classic commedia dell arte. We opened last weekend (to good critical acclaim!) and close on Sept. 4. Go to mstw.org or Facebook for more info.
I literally cannot possibly adequately describe how happy I am to see a REAL writer on PAP again (haha… just got the obvious reference to vaginal discharge that I’m sure many theater lovers/goers have already noticed in this website). Can’t wait to read the pans and reviews of the lovely mess that we call Sac theater!!!
We want Pannys! We want Pannys!!!